| Things you don't want to hear during surgery |
| Written by JuniorDr Team | |
| Thursday, 20 March 2008 | |
 “Stop! Come back with that! Bad Dog!”
“Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?”
“Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.”
“Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!”
“FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!”
“Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!”
“I hate it when they’re missing stuff in here.”
“Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys ... and this guy’s got two of ‘em.”
“Could you stop that thing from beating; it’s throwing my concentration off.”
“What’s this doing here?”
“Sterile, shcmedle. The floor’s clean, right?”
“Don’t worry. I think it is sharp enough.”
“Hand me that ... uh ... that uh.... thingie.”
“Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.”
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